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elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

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tattrx:

Kadaverism Tattoo - Mandala and Bird Skull for Aleks tattrx.com/artists/kadaverism
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tattrx:

Kadaverism Tattoo - Mandala and Bird Skull for Aleks
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2 hours agotattrx 294 notes#tat
3 hours ago151crumbmisterwooff 414 notes#pup

In the 70s, psychologist Sandra Bem argued that psychological androgyny–the extent to which a person crosses sex-typed standards of desirable behavior– has important consequences. (Note that sexual preference isn’t a criteria for psychological androgyny.) Bem believed that traditionally,…

3 hours ago151crumb 23 notes

I miss the “ahahaha it’s Tuesday you fat nasty trash” as a Tuesday meme

6 hours ago 1 note
fuckyouverymuch:

We go to church. 

fuckyouverymuch:

We go to church. 

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unclefather:

theskeetman:

if you have nothing good to say say it

i hate stuart little and i don;t think he deserved 3 movies

14 hours agospookyclownfishunit03 313,880 notes
portomorrow asked: prime numbers!

2. Your past relationship
My last relationship was with a cool guy named Petur, he’s very sweet and I enjoyed my time with him and we’re on good terms! 
3. Your current relationship
n/a except casually dating everyone pretty much
5. Your worst friend
I don’t have one? does someone have a worst friend? that they can name?
7. Your siblings
My older brother Andrew is almost 20 and majoring in Chemistry at UTDallas, he is one of my best friends in the whole world and hella frickin smart but kind of an idiot sometimes but it’s cool because he seems like he has his shit together this semester. My younger brother Eli is 13 and still figuring things out but he’s already really cool actually we still just yell at each other as normal mode of communication. He plays video games and eats and sleeps (maybe). 
11. Your sleeping patterns
Are terrible and I don’t want to admit details. I will sleep for days if allowed
13. Your hobbies
School, sleep, laying on the floor, 
17. Your anxieties
Tiny things are easily big monstrous things that cannot be relaxed about. Pretty run of the mill. I can usually channel it into positive nervous energy, though.
19. Your worst mistake
Tonight: I forgot to buy Harvey mealworms while I was out today so he’s going to have an extra day in between feedings and it’s not that big of a deal but he looks hungry
23. Your eyes
They work alright and are sensitive to direct sunlight and are very normal. 
29. Your writing
I’m the queen of too many compound complex sentences which translates to run-on sentences in informal settings
31. Your sexuality
Idk I don’t really think about it that much
37. Your first sexual experience
I don’t remember the first time I tried crab rangoon

Ok I got too tired to do all of the primes but I got all the way to 37!

14 hours ago 1 note#portomorrow #ask #thanks!
jojje94:

heartlessmushroom:

blackrosekz13whovian:

apsarcasm:

sherlocksmyth:

Deflate when writing prose; inflate when writing essays for school.


Procrastinating on finding ways to add one page to my essay to get the page requirement! Thank you so much.

Thanks man

I’m not in school anymore, but here.

jojje94:

heartlessmushroom:

blackrosekz13whovian:

apsarcasm:

sherlocksmyth:

Deflate when writing prose; inflate when writing essays for school.

Procrastinating on finding ways to add one page to my essay to get the page requirement! Thank you so much.

Thanks man

I’m not in school anymore, but here.

14 hours agofolkpvmpkinamandaonwriting 417,028 notes
worstcats:

This cat is dejected because it knows it is terrible

worstcats:

This cat is dejected because it knows it is terrible

14 hours agoworstcats 5,566 notes
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Mindless Self Indulgence - Shut Me Up

14 hours agogirlprotectormusictofools 11,409 notes#music #7th grade omg

dekutreeofficial:

crimewave420:

WORLDS HARDEST EMMURE COVER (PLS WATCH WOW GOES HARD)

is this real life

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tndra:

Richard Garet
Untitled Series (Painting Semiotics) detail, 2012

tndra:

Richard Garet

Untitled Series (Painting Semiotics) detail, 2012

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deerkids:

sweet

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